Note from Humperdink the Rooster to visitors that called

 

Note from Humperdink

Greetings Humans

We noticed, after your visit that our keepers were stuffing themselves with the greenest of cabbages and not even one leaf did we get !  They continued to munch nitely on the gorgeous green cabbage until every scarick was gone – right in full view of us all !

This was followed up with some emerald green stuff – we call it delectable but you call it broccoli I think – not our fave really but did they have to add insult to injury by eating it by the ranchslider !

Anyway – next time you visit could you fling some green crispy goodies over our side of the fence before they see it

I have a new girlfriend – Gingernut – she's a redhead – she's pretty stunning - keeps me on my toes (claws to you)can't even look sideways my previous conquests.  We were all allowed out to dust bath today and it was hard to find a private area for G  I – but we managed …

The humans have been cutting grass for us – with shears too !
They must still feel guilty about the cabbage !!  Why don't they just let us out - or grow us some wheat grass  or some sprouts - surely its not rocket science for humans ?

The girls are laying well and all fighting for the best nestbox which is in the apple crate in a corner under the house but the eggs keep disappearing into a bucket the humans carry …..

We will never increase our numbers for a cabbage takeover at this rate .....

Have a cabbage 4 us !!

Humperdink and the Girls XXX
  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Just been flicking through this lot of plans - there's some pretty cool stuff in here - say, wonder if we could entice our  humans to build a proper nest box like these  - be pretty cool if we could put the old apple crate on standby for rush hour !   Might even get the girls to perform and make loud prating noises to get the humans to think the apple crate nest box might not be  large enough  .........